South Park Savages Pete Hegseth With Explosive ‘Danger Zone’ Parody

South Park returned with another explosive cultural takedown, this time directing its satirical fire at Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth in a chaotic Thanksgiving-themed episode that aired Wednesday. The episode featured a musical parody of Kenny Loggins’ 1986 hit “Danger Zone,” reimagined as a harsh, explicit attack song aimed at the controversial public figure.

The storyline begins after Hegseth demands that tech billionaire Peter Thiel be released from a local jail. Following a series of exaggerated military antics and public blunders, Hegseth becomes the centerpiece of an over-the-top music sequence portraying him as reckless, power-hungry and dangerously self-obsessed.

Hegseth Becomes the Punchline

In the episode, the animated version of Hegseth storms into town, furious that the so-called “woke liberal town” is defying the U.S. government. His character dramatically declares:

*“I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew *** and I’m all out of **!”

Despite warnings from former President Trump not to escalate tensions or flood social media with content, the fictional Hegseth goes rogue, using military equipment to produce flashy viral videos. He insists he is battling an “Antifa uprising,” although the town’s residents are simply participating in their annual Turkey Trot race — now humorously “sponsored by Saudi Arabia.”

The situation escalates as Hegseth arrives via helicopter while the parody version of “Danger Zone” blares, replacing the original lyrics with aggressively mocking insults.

The Parody Song That Caused Shockwaves

The rewritten track repeatedly chants explicit insults at the defense secretary. As the music plays, the animated character tear-gasses runners, chokes a participant wearing a turkey costume, tackles another competitor and poses mid-fight using a selfie stick.

The parody continues with lines aimed at his public persona and social-media presence:

“Acting like a tough guy, posting it around the world. Making lots of content, like a little teenage girl.”

The sequence also references real-world controversy: Donald Trump famously used “Danger Zone” in a previous AI-generated video without Kenny Loggins’ permission — an incident that reportedly frustrated the musician.

A Tradition of Provocative Commentary

South Park has built its legacy on bold political and cultural satire, and this episode continues that tradition. The show frequently targets high-profile figures across the political spectrum, and it rarely shies away from NSFW humor or uncomfortable territory.

The latest episode follows recent episodes that mocked national news events and pop-culture figures, cementing the show’s ongoing reputation for fearless commentary.

Audience Response

Early reactions across social platforms described the episode as both “hilarious” and “shockingly brutal,” with some viewers celebrating the satire and others criticizing it as excessive. Mentions of Hegseth trended overnight, sparking broader debate about the boundaries of political comedy.

As South Park heads deeper into its season, the show’s willingness to push limits remains firmly intact — and few public figures appear safe from its punchlines.